Not financial advice. Just poverty.
100 Million tokens for Phase 1 (March 1st)
That sounds like a lot, but down here, it goes fast.
We are not doing "everyone gets a trophy."
We are playing Basement Rules.
Your Poverty Points determine your spot in the line.
The more you buy and hold, the further up you move.
The 100M pot will feed about 4,000 people.
If your rank is #4001 when the door opens on March 1st, you get ZERO.
The door hits you in the face, and you slide automatically to Phase 2 (April).
Do you want to eat in March, or do you want to watch us eat?
Buy the dip. Move up the line. ๐
Official numbers from the basement vault
Contract Address
JCT4TpBspT1xxAbAAfYP3MNgAMAaqB7kwr3dHKFSpump
๐ Click to copy โ it's the only free thing here
We're all eating instant noodles together
Where the WiFi is stolen. And the memes are free.
Where dreams come to lose quarters
Dig through the couch. Find $BROKE. Avoid the nasty stuff.
Catch coins, dodge bills! Use โ โ or swipe.