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$BROKE

Not financial advice. Just poverty.

WALLET STATUS: EMPTY
๐ŸŽ Airdrop Beggars
0
desperate souls waiting for free money
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THE RATION QUEUE IS OPEN

100 Million tokens for Phase 1 (March 1st)

That sounds like a lot, but down here, it goes fast.

We are not doing "everyone gets a trophy."

We are playing Basement Rules.

Your Poverty Points determine your spot in the line.
The more you buy and hold, the further up you move.

THE PECKING ORDER (Phase 1)

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Top 100 Ranks
The VIPs. You get a massive bowl.
250,000 $BROKE each
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Ranks 101 - 1,000
The grinders. You get a solid meal.
50,000 $BROKE each
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Ranks 1,001+
The foot soldiers. You get the base ration, until the pot is empty.
10,000 $BROKE
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THE WARNING

The 100M pot will feed about 4,000 people.

If your rank is #4001 when the door opens on March 1st, you get ZERO.

The door hits you in the face, and you slide automatically to Phase 2 (April).

Do you want to eat in March, or do you want to watch us eat?
Buy the dip. Move up the line. ๐Ÿ“ˆ

The Poverty Report

Official numbers from the basement vault

$BROKE
1.02B
Total Supply
Solana
Network
๐Ÿ’ธ
0%
Tax
๐Ÿ”’
100%
LP Locked
๐Ÿค For the $BROKE Society
350M
๐Ÿ”’ Status
SECURED
โš ๏ธ EXTREME POVERTY ZONE โš ๏ธ

Contract Address

JCT4TpBspT1xxAbAAfYP3MNgAMAaqB7kwr3dHKFSpump

๐Ÿ“‹ Click to copy โ€” it's the only free thing here

๐Ÿ“บ Twitter Basement

BROKE SOCIETY

Where the WiFi is stolen. And the memes are free.

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Ramen Updates
Daily news from the basement. Best enjoyed with instant noodles
๐Ÿ“‰
Loss Porn
We share our losses together. Misery loves company
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Dumpster Memes
The finest memes found behind the Wendy's dumpster
๐Ÿค
Broke Together
No lambo dreams. Just people who can't afford gas anyway

๐ŸŽฎ BASEMENT ARCADE

Where dreams come to lose quarters

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COUCH CUSHION HUNT

Dig through the couch. Find $BROKE. Avoid the nasty stuff.

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SCORE 0
TIME 30
TIME'S UP!
0 $BROKE
Still broke, but at least you tried!
COUCH HUNT
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DODGE THE DEBT

Catch coins, dodge bills! Use โ† โ†’ or swipe.

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$BROKE 0
LIVES โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘›
BANKRUPTCY!
0 $BROKE
The debt got you...
DEBT DODGE
INSERT $BROKE
๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ DAO - First Voting Date
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